All the World's a Pub

At last, the world’s first authoritative anthology of authentic Beer Poetry written by Jim ‘Put this one on the slate, will you?’ Green and illustrated by Bill ‘Didn’t I buy the last round?’ Tidy.

Can you afford to be without this book? Jim and Bill certainly think you cannot. The reviews speak for themselves ….

This book….

Chesney Wallop, The Review of Modern Literature

One does not often come upon such a book.

Eremont Pile, The Aesthete.

This book could be for poetry what the San Andreas fault is for San Francisco.

Lydia Spoons, Verse Weekly

This is the greatest book since ‘Pubs that give Credit’. We must have more of this.

Sosthenes, The Sheffield and South Yorkshire
Snuff Breeders’ Gazette

First editions of this book, indeed any editions of this book, are likely to be very rare in the future.

Lucifer, The Matchbox and Lighter
Collectors’ Yearbook.

Now is your chance to read the works of…
Alfred Lord Tennisracket, A. E. Housemartin, Slattey Lengrow, Jack Buckett, Robert Louis Hornblower, Wilfred Shakespeare, ‘Big’ Nelly Applegate, Lenny Spavin the Irish Wonder Poet, Tom……
and many more too far gone to mention.

Oh yes, and a few other has-beens who wanted to be allowed in:
Robert Browning, William Blake, Dr. Samuel Johnson, Edgar Allan Poe and a bloke called John Milton or it may have been Milton John, one or the other anyway.

After the outstanding success of All the World’s a Pub! (over 10 copies sold, 57 spoiled by spilled beer in the warehouse, 84 stolen but 81 returned with rude remarks in pencil written in the margins) we are thinking of following up with the brilliantly titled:

James Green Publishing are happy to accept submissions of suitable poems by post but they must be accompanied by the form at the end of the book.

This is your chance to stand alongside Alice Tadcastle, Lenny Spavin, Slattey Lengrow and other greats who have had their work rejected out of hand.

All poets who get included in Vol.2 will get one free bottle of beer and a copy of the book.

* THE FREE BEER! OFFER IS RESTRICTED TO THE UK ONLY AND THOSE WHO ARE LEGALLY ENTITLED TO PURCHASE ALCOHOL. PROOF OF AGE WILL BE REQUIRED.

Click here to see the script of the performance version of All The World's a Pub! available free as an e-mail.

Cast of four, no set, minimal costume and ready to go - put it on at a pub near you.

1. Llandridnod Wells. 2. 3560ft, (3460-3660ft are OK) 3. The name 'March' is derived from the Anglo-Saxon 'mearc' which means border.